A Taste of Halima

Another inane blog- from a typically atypical smart ass.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Back to work

Well, I am officially super stripper again. The break was nice, because it reenergizes me for a fresh day of ass shaking wonderfulness. I also have more patience for the inevitable men who offer me absurdly small amounts of money to pull my g string over.
No, I will not show you pink for $10. I am not a full nide dancer, although I have nothing but respect for the girls that are. I don't know if I would feel comfortable doing that, somehow.
I've spent the last few years as a topless dancer, and so that is what I am secure with.
I am thinking that I may add another garter to my ensembles. For those of you not super familiar with entertainers, we usually (at least at my clubs) take our tips in garter. I wear one wrapped around my high heel (strangely, always the left one) and one on my right upper thigh. The first time someone tips me on stage for a song, the get to stick their fold up bill into my shoe garter. If they tip again, I let them slide it into my thigh one.
I do this for a few reasons. One, my shoe garter is less personal. It's hard for them to fondle me through my underwear when they are touching my shoe. Secondly, I do it because it keeps all of my money from building up in one place. Smart dancers periodically remove and consolidate their earnings, because too much money seems to dissuade tipping the same way that no money does.
If I add a new garter, it'll be on my left thigh, just to give some more variation. Does this sound tacky? I hope not.
Instead of mindlessly sitting on the internet, I really should go work out. Laziness on vacation is not a good way to keep in the kind of shape I need to be in. Dancing is hard work. It really beats you up if you don't keep up with it.
So... that is all.
P.S. I am on google now! How exciting! Maybe, that'll bring in some new faces when people search for porn, strippers, milf, and the dresden dolls.
If enough people make it to this site, I'll consider pictures. Consider.


At 6:21 PM, Blogger Sexy Soccamom said...

I've been reading your blog for a few weeks now. I found you through Trixie and am a Hoosier also. I like how you express yourself.

At 10:35 PM, Blogger Halima said...

Hey thanks for stopping in! I love Trixie's blog, and fellow Hoosiers, as well.

At 2:49 AM, Blogger the bare frame said...

hmm. didn't find you thru keyword search at all, but through surfing other blogs links.

it's always interesting to look up the origins of a blog, see what one had to say in their first posts, compared to the latest.

you, for example, are sweet. still. that's nice.


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